Coastal Finnmark Norwegian

Hi! Do you wanna talk like you're from the boonies of the barren and desolate northern Scandinavian tundra? Well boy have I got just the thing for you! By the time I'm through with you, we'll make sure not a single one of those damn southerners understand a word you're saying, gua-ran-tee! [actual boring description: Documentation of my hyperspecific dialect of coastal northern Norwegian. WIP]